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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.