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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

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My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

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Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

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Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

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My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

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I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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