I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

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I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

78 shares on Discord this month:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.