I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say Iโ€™m listening.

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I'm listening.

Commentary:
I feel this quote on a spiritual level ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ˜‚ Itโ€™s a true struggle trying to balance intense focus and social interactions without giving away that you were actually daydreaming about what youโ€™re having for dinner ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ• Just smile, nod, and hope for the best! ๐Ÿคฃ #SelectiveHearingStruggles

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