I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to r… Commentary:"Who, me? Oh, just hanging out, having deep conversations with the squirrels 🐿️ and debating life's mysteries with the pigeons 🐦. Stability level: expert 🤪🐾 #AnimalWhisperer" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply. Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode. Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does. The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing. Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.
