I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.
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"Who, me? Oh, just hanging out, having deep conversations with the squirrels 🐿️ and debating life's mysteries with the pigeons 🐦. Stability level: expert 🤪🐾 #AnimalWhisperer"

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