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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Just landed via WeChat:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Just shared via Instagram:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Just landed via Telegram:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Spotted on WeChat:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

Spotted on Slack:

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

Just shared via Discord:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Windmill? Big fan.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Trending via LinkedIn:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.
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🤣 "Ah, the infamous 'Keep me signed in' button – a mysterious trap set by websites to test our memory and patience! It's like they're saying, 'Sure, we'll keep you signed in… until you accidentally close the tab or blink too long!' 😂 It's the ultimate test of human reliability in the digital age – a challenge we never seem to conquer! Who needs a personal assistant when we have this ominous button to keep us on our toes, right?

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

96 shares on X this month:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

58 shares on Slack this month:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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Work beers should be a daily thing.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Spotted on TikTok:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Just landed via Snapchat:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

Making waves on Instagram:

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

Spotted on WeChat:

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

Making waves on Slack:

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

Just landed via Discord:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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