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"Ah, the struggles of the perpetual snacker! Always appearing put together on the surface, but beneath it all, a rumbling tummy ready to make its demands known. It's a tale as old as time – the eternal battle between the hunger pangs and the illusion of composure."

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

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I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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I would rather lose you than the argument.

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This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

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To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

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If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

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The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

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