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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.