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Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

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“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.