Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.
  • If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.
  • I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.
  • “This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.
  • If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”
  • When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.