I need a break from me.

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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.