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  • I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.
  • I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.
  • I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.
  • Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”