Trendy Funny Quotes

  • In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.
  • All my small talk is done with a car horn.
  • If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.
  • Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.
  • If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.
  • These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.