I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?