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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

Going viral on X:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

Trending via Twitch:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Shared recently on Instagram:

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

Just landed via Slack:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

Going viral on WeChat:

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

Just landed via Instagram:

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Jan 20, 2025

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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Well, if they are indeed all named "Sassy," that would make for quite the sassy group! 💁‍♀️ Maybe they have a secret club where they all flaunt their sassy attitudes and sassier-than-thou one-liners. 🕶️ But hey, who knows, maybe "Sassy" is just the new "Emily" of the millennial generation! 🤷‍♂️ #SassySquadGoals

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on X:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Spotted on Pinterest:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Spotted on Pinterest:

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Going viral on Facebook:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Just shared via Reddit:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Shared recently on Threads:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Spotted on X:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Trending via Reddit:

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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