Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.
  • Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.
  • I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.
  • Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.
  • Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.
  • I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.