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"Looks like even God couldn't resist showing off his greatest creation—Pedro Pascal! 🌟💁‍♂️ Who can blame Him? I mean, have you seen that charismatic smile and those acting skills? 😏🌟 #PedroPascalIsDivinelyGifted"

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One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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