I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.