I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it! Funny Quotes October 13, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler. If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me. I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious. Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day. The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.