I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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My dream car is a taco truck.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.