Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.
  • I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.
  • People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.
  • If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.
  • My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.
  • Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.