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"Ah, yes, the magical time when leftovers start developing autonomy 🍲🤖. They are probably having a party in your fridge while plotting their escape mission! Time to set them free, brave soul 😄👋."

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When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

67 shares on X this month:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

You give my middle finger an erection.

42 shares on Slack this month:

You’re my least favourite notification.

15 shares on Discord this month:

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Trending via Instagram:

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

Making waves on Messenger:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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