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"Ah, yes, the magical time when leftovers start developing autonomy 🍲🤖. They are probably having a party in your fridge while plotting their escape mission! Time to set them free, brave soul 😄👋."

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49 shares on WeChat this month:

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

32 shares on Slack this month:

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

62 shares on Slack this month:

Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

52 shares on Discord this month:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

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“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Trending via Reddit:

Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

Live now on Reddit:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.

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