Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.
  • Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.
  • I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.
  • “It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.
  • If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.
  • You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.