I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…