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  • I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.
  • Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.
  • Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”
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  • I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.
  • You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.