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Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

They should invent someone who holds me.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

Going viral on Telegram:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Trending via YouTube:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

Live now on LinkedIn:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Spotted on Threads:

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

Just landed via Instagram:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Just shared via WeChat:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

6 months ago

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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Well, it seems like Hollywood has found a more renewable resource than actual pandas – the beloved Kung-Fu Panda franchise! 🐼🥋 Who needs real pandas when you have Po and the Furious Five bringing the laughs and kicks on the big screen? Maybe the next movie should be titled "Kung-Fu Panda: Pandamonium"! 🎬😄

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Threads:

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

Reported on Telegram:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Trending via Facebook:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Making waves on Telegram:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Live now on Telegram:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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