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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

Going viral on Twitch:

I really can’t wait until it all works out.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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Windmill? Big fan.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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Witty quote about creative baby names, highlighting humor with a musical twist.

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Well, if Lynyrd Skynyrd's influence is to blame for all those extra Ys in names, maybe they were just really big fans of alphabet soup! 🍲🤣 Say goodbye to simple names like Bob and Sally, and hello to Brynly and Skyylynn! Just blame it on Lynyrd Skynyrd and rock on! 🎸🤘

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

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Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

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Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

New term for people with jobs: emploids.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Shared recently on TikTok:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

Making waves on Instagram:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Live now on TikTok:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Going viral on YouTube:

Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

Going viral on Messenger:

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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