I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce. Funny Quotes October 6, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy. When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.
