I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Commentary:
"Who knew a cocktail shaker could be replaced by divorce papers? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’” Sometimes the best tonic for life's troubles is a little separation on the rocks! Cheers to newfound freedom! ๐Ÿฅ‚ #DivorceDecisions"