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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”