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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.