Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.
  • I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.
  • It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.
  • Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.
  • A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.
  • It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”