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  • “You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.
  • I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.
  • If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.
  • I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.
  • Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.
  • My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.