I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad. Funny Quotes August 6, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake. I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift. A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich. I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.
