I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Commentary:
"Who needs a therapist when you can have a penguin therapist? πŸ§πŸ’™ Let those flippers and adorable waddles work their magic on your blues! Just remember, penguins may not give the best advice, but they sure know how to bring a smile to your face! πŸ˜„"