Trendy Funny Quotes

  • With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.
  • I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.
  • Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.
  • If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?
  • The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.
  • Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.