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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.