I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead. Posted onSep 25, 20234 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis. I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga. Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me. I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half. I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.