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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.

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Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.

Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

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Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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