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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between wellness and indulgence – donuts always seem to win, don't they? 🍩💪 #YogaVsDonuts #DonutLifeBalance"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged donut, exercise, fitness, going, humor, i, indulgence, procrastination, snack, today, yoga on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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