I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.
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"Well, your honor, turns out my root chakra was feeling quite unappreciated 🙈🌿 Maybe that's why I ended up in this predicament! Who knew chakras could be so influential in legal matters? #ChakrasNeedLoveToo"

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