I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor. 1 month ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, your honor, turns out my root chakra was feeling quite unappreciated 🙈🌿 Maybe that's why I ended up in this predicament! Who knew chakras could be so influential in legal matters? #ChakrasNeedLoveToo" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?” My chakra went out for cigarettes. Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone. Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny. Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.
