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Well, looks like the irresistible allure of free food and socializing has trumped all other plans 🍂🍁 Time to pack up and join the potluck party – who knew casseroles could be so persuasive? 🥘✨

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I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

44 shares on Messenger this month:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Spotted on Snapchat:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Making waves on Instagram:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

Going bananas on Instagram:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

Spotted on Reddit:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Live now on Facebook:

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

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