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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.