Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between wanting to be mysterious and the inability to filter our thoughts! 
It's like trying to keep a lid on a pot of boiling pasta… you know it's gonna spill over eventually! 
Embrace your inner chatterbox, my friend – your honesty is the real mystery! 
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- I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.
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- Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.
- Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.
