Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.
- If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?
- Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
- If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.
