I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.
