I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Commentary:
“Me to someone who can’t hide their chaotic energy: ‘My inner pattern detective is having a meltdown thanks to you 🕵️‍♂️🚨 Maybe we can find some balance between your chaos and my compulsive need for order?’ 😂”

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