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Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

You’re my least favourite notification.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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Just shared via Facebook:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Breaking via Facebook:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Just shared via Threads:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Just shared via Slack:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Spotted on WeChat:

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Making waves on Instagram:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

Seen just now on Instagram:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Trending via TikTok:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Going viral on Slack:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

Jan 21, 2025

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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Well, if you think about it, popcorn is quite literally the explosive drama queen of the vegetable world! 🍿💥 I can imagine some confused chefs back in the day, trying to figure out why their broccoli wasn't turning into a tasty snack with a satisfying POP! 😂 Just goes to show, sometimes the most unexpected discoveries come from foodie mishaps! 🌽🤯

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Discord:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

Going viral on YouTube:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Seen just now on Facebook:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Live now on Discord:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Just shared via WeChat:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

Spotted on YouTube:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

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