Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.
  • Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.
  • The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’
  • Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.
  • If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.
  • A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.