I would cry but my makeup is too expensive. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI would cry but my makeup is too expensive. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again. Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys. Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.