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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!