I would cry but my makeup is too expensive. Commentary:"Ah, the eternal struggle of balancing emotions with the cost of glam! 💸💄 Who needs tears when you have flawless eyeliner, am I right? 😜 #TooFabulousToCry" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again. I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway. Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it. Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.
