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"Ah, the eternal struggle of balancing emotions with the cost of glam! 💸💄 Who needs tears when you have flawless eyeliner, am I right? 😜 #TooFabulousToCry"

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31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

44 shares on X this month:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

82 shares on Messenger this month:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

50 shares on Threads this month:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

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Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

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The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

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Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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