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"Ah, the eternal struggle of balancing emotions with the cost of glam! 💸💄 Who needs tears when you have flawless eyeliner, am I right? 😜 #TooFabulousToCry"

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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2 months ago

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One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

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2 months ago

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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2 months ago

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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2 months ago

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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2 months ago

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35 shares on X this month:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

41 shares on X this month:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

46 shares on Threads this month:

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

63 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

54 shares on X this month:

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

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Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

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Just landed via Facebook:

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

Just landed via X:

That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

Trending via Threads:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

Making waves on Twitch:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Trending via Twitch:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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