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"Ah, the eternal struggle of balancing emotions with the cost of glam! 💸💄 Who needs tears when you have flawless eyeliner, am I right? 😜 #TooFabulousToCry"

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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2 months ago

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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5 months ago

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For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

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3 months ago

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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2 months ago

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I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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4 weeks ago

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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2 months ago

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58 shares on Instagram this month:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

45 shares on Slack this month:

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

70 shares on Discord this month:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

65 shares on Discord this month:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

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My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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Going viral on Facebook:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Just shared via Messenger:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Live now on Pinterest:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Spotted on X:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

Trending via YouTube:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Making waves on Twitch:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Shared recently on Discord:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Just landed via YouTube:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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