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"Ah, the eternal struggle of balancing emotions with the cost of glam! 💸💄 Who needs tears when you have flawless eyeliner, am I right? 😜 #TooFabulousToCry"

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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2 months ago

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If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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1 month ago

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Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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2 months ago

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The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

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7 days ago

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

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2 months ago

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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2 months ago

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97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

70 shares on Slack this month:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

98 shares on X this month:

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

36 shares on Slack this month:

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

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I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

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Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

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Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

Seen just now on Discord:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Spotted on Messenger:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Going viral on Discord:

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Just shared via Telegram:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Spotted on WeChat:

Blink if you want me!

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

Cancel culture has been canceled.

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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