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"Ah, the eternal struggle of balancing emotions with the cost of glam! 💸💄 Who needs tears when you have flawless eyeliner, am I right? 😜 #TooFabulousToCry"

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

2 months ago

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Cool times create cool guys.

2 months ago

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

4 months ago

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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

4 months ago

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Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

2 months ago

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

65 shares on X this month:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

50 shares on Slack this month:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

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“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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Breaking via Telegram:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Making waves on X:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

Going viral on Twitch:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

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