I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka. Funny Quotes October 17, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Ramen is just anime spaghetti. The only men you can trust is ramen. The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world. I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one. The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.