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  • My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.
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  • I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.
  • My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.
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  • I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.