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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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