I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Commentary:
“Here’s to the unsung heroes of our bodies – the arms, legs, and fingers. They don’t get enough credit for all they do! Let’s give them a round of applause… oh wait, that’s their job too!”

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