Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.
  • I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.
  • “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.
  • The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.
  • Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?
  • Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.