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"Well, why settle for half when you can have the whole celestial shebang, right? 🌕🚀 Dream big and aim for the full moon experience – it's a once-in-a-lifetime trip that's always worth the round-trip ticket! 🌟😂"

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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2 months ago

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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2 months ago

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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2 months ago

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“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

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2 months ago

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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2 months ago

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48 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

27 shares on WeChat this month:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

65 shares on X this month:

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

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Going viral on Threads:

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Just shared via Instagram:

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Going viral on TikTok:

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Breaking via Threads:

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

Going viral on Telegram:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

Seen just now on X:

I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

Trending via Telegram:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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