“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there” Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, why settle for half when you can have the whole celestial shebang, right? 🌕🚀 Dream big and aim for the full moon experience – it's a once-in-a-lifetime trip that's always worth the round-trip ticket! 🌟😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon. Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright. There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough… I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.
