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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day…

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day…

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"Well, why settle for half when you can have the whole celestial shebang, right? 🌕🚀 Dream big and aim for the full moon experience – it's a once-in-a-lifetime trip that's always worth the round-trip ticket! 🌟😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adventure, course, day, full, full moon, going, half, humor, i, ID, logic, love, moon, point, space, trip on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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