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Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

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It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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