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- Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.
- Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.
- In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”
- There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.
- If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.