Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.
- Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.
- Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.
- There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.
- I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.
