If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up. Posted on2 weeks ago5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long. Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger. In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.” There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me. If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.
