If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.