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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?