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"Warning: Once you're in my life, you're either holding a special place in my heart or simply providing me with a good cheesy fix… 🧀💕 Choose your role wisely! 😄"

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53 shares on Pinterest this month:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

10 shares on Discord this month:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

No plans and no pants kind of day.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

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Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

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I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

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If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Keep the laugh going 😂

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

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