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Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

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You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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2 months ago

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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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2 months ago

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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2 months ago

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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2 months ago

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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2 months ago

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82 shares on X this month:

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

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Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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Just shared via Messenger:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

Trending via WhatsApp:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Going viral on Reddit:

My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

Trending via TikTok:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Making waves on Messenger:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Making waves on TikTok:

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Going viral on Facebook:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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