If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape… Commentary:"If I were a billionaire, forget Mars, I'd have everyone else waving goodbye from my rocket-built private island in outer space! 🚀🏝️ #SpaceAintBigEnoughForUsAll" Related Funny Posts 🤝 A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet. My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape. How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent. Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month. We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.
