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If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Commentary:
"Looks like this Zoom meeting just turned into a virtual slapstick comedy – tune in for the next episode of 'The Questionable Colleague Chronicles'!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asking, call, coworker, drive, frustration, humor, meeting, question, slap, stop, work, Zoom on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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