Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.