If my trainee says β€œoh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.
If my trainee says "oh God" one more time, he's going to meet him.
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Looks like the trainee might just get a divine intervention πŸ˜‚πŸš‚β›ͺ️. Hope they’d say β€œoh snap” instead!

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