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Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santaโ€™s lap. Hard to believe itโ€™s been a whole year.

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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Youโ€™ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

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My phone storage is full so I guess itโ€™s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

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Everyoneโ€™s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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Looks like the trainee might just get a divine intervention ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš‚โ›ช๏ธ. Hope they'd say "oh snap" instead!



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Itโ€™s Friday. Rules donโ€™t apply.

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I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

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Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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Start every meeting with, โ€œLetโ€™s just agree to disagree.โ€

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Spoiler alert: Monday doesnโ€™t care about your feelings.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.