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  • Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.
  • My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.
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  • The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.
  • Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!
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