Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.
  • Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.
  • If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.
  • If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?
  • Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
  • Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.