Trendy Funny Quotes

  • A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
  • Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
  • When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”
  • I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.
  • Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!
  • There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.