If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.