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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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Sheโ€™s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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My love language is being sent money.

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Body by sandwich.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

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My problem is I buy outfits I donโ€™t have shoes for and shoes I donโ€™t have outfits for.

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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