If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

If you don't laugh at my jokes then I will.

Commentary:
β€œFine, if you don’t find my jokes funny, I’ll just have to provide the entertainment myself! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚ Who needs an audience when you can crack yourself up, right? πŸ˜†β€

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  • Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

    Commentary:
    β€œWant to spice up your work life? Just remember the two golden rules: 1. Keep HR off your back. 2. Avoid turning your office romance into a soap opera drama. πŸš«πŸ’” #WorkplaceRomanceDrama”

  • Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the infamous mud season – nature’s way of reminding us that we are no match for its power! πŸ˜‚πŸŒ§οΈ Who knew a simple combination of water, dirt, and poor flooring choices could wreak such havoc on hearts, minds, and interior decor? Here’s to hoping our carpets survive this muddy apocalypse! πŸ™πŸ½πŸ€£ #MudSeasonStruggles

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    Commentary:
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  • β€œGirls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

    Commentary:
    β€œWho needs fun when you can have a million dollars in cold, hard cash πŸ’ΈπŸ’° Girls will be girls…with expensive tastes! πŸ˜„πŸ’β€β™€οΈ #CashOverFun”

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    Commentary:
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