If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?