Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.
- Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
- When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.
- You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.
- If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.