If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in… Commentary:"Patience is a virtue… that I don't have time for! ⏳⌛️ Don't make me wait longer than it takes to microwave popcorn for the dramatic conclusion! 🍿😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist. I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit. Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch! Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married? Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.