If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Patience is a virtue… that I don't have time for! ⏳⌛️ Don't make me wait longer than it takes to microwave popcorn for the dramatic conclusion! 🍿😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit. Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive. Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married? Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long. How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?
