If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire. Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"When you show someone the year they can retire, it's like forcing them to gaze into the abyss of adulthood and mortality 😱💸💼 Retirement age: the scariest bedtime story ever told!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it. Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on. Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not. No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.
