If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire. Funny Quotes September 23, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me. No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k. When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year. Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.