If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.