Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.
  • You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.
  • I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.
  • When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.
  • I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.
  • Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.