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Oh, please! 🍌👵🏼 Those bananas have seen more life than a 20-year-old claiming tiredness! 😂 Time to peel away those excuses and embrace youthful energy! 💪 #BananasOverMillennials

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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

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6 months ago

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Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

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4 months ago

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Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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2 months ago

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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2 months ago

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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2 months ago

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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2 months ago

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83 shares on Reddit this month:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

86 shares on Discord this month:

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

61 shares on Discord this month:

Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

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People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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My middle finger salutes you.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Going viral on Messenger:

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

Trending via Discord:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Just shared via YouTube:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

Breaking via Messenger:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Breaking via X:

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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