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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.