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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

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When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

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January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

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It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

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The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.

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It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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