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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

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Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

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This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

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Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

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The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

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She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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