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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

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Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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