If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes. I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money? My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes. I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.
