If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.
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"Hey, if you're gonna walk a mile in my shoes, might as well track those steps and see how many calories you burn! 🚶‍♂️👟💪 #FitBitFashionista"

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