If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit. Funny Quotes August 21, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes. I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money? My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes. I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.