If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my Fi… Commentary:"Hey, if you're gonna walk a mile in my shoes, might as well track those steps and see how many calories you burn! 🚶♂️👟💪 #FitBitFashionista" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes. I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before. I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more. My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.